i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

you forgor 💀

You forgor what this means

Person that always forgets: i might've forgotten something
Me: you forgor 💀

by the worst guy ever January 25, 2023

I robu you

''I love you'' Some japanese people say robu instead of love.

Me: I love you
G: I robu you

by dorrychan April 13, 2015

What brings you on?

that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched

by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022

Lies you tell

When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something

Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey

by soooso January 6, 2019

catch you on the 9

The saying about to see some one when something is about to happen.

Mark: yo today was fun , catch you on the 9.

by JJx1312 July 17, 2017

Oh no, you Didn't!

This means that somebody is on the verge of anger, disgust, or surprise. They are questioning if you actually did/said that. A bystander may also say this in response to somebody who never really speaks up, and says a rude comment.

Chloe: Do you like my new outfit?
Abigail: Uh.. no. Not attractive.

Chloe: Oh no, you Didn't!

by Dude- What does dat mean? February 28, 2016