Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.

My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.

I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!

by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021

Slut Before Nuts

just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys

Nah I don’t need a boyfriend, slut before nuts

by Thepig04 November 17, 2018

yummy numb nut

A thing you call your friend if the are a yummy numb nut

“Wow Caden, you are such a yummy numb nut!!!”

by JammieJamJam April 22, 2018

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Primal wall-nut

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.

Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!

by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020