A person who is handsome, genius and have big cock. He is cute sometimes everytime he wakes up. He is super blessed that God gave me you.
by Qtpatutite June 7, 2021
Get the John Ruphel mug.Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.
by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021
Get the DEAR JOHN mug.Means gladness comes from above,through the gleaming light of laughter . The feeling of joyousness ,brought in from the vibrant feeling of loving life And all it has to offer.
John : meaning graced by God
Isaac : meaning he will laugh
John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.
Isaac : meaning he will laugh
John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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by big king john November 21, 2023
Get the John mug.Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.
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by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020
Get the The John D. Theory mug.Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".
An example of johning:
(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)
Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)
Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
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