Jack the Rip-Off

1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.

My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.

by Darnie April 3, 2003

To Jack your Nicholson

To jack off, to masturbate.

"Bro, yesterday I Jacked my Nicholson so hard I got blisters on my dick."

"To Jack your Nicholson, or not to Jack your Nicholson ? That is the question." First draft of Hamlet, unpublished.

by Swissbeaver September 24, 2017

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020

Jack Black Beer

A premium pre-prohibition style lager beer.

Bartender, I'll have a pint of your finest. Make it a Jack Black Beer.

by beergeek July 7, 2010

lesbian lumber jack

A lesbian who is so manly and dirty she looks like a lumber jack

dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack

Or

so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren

by Mike Valente December 14, 2008

Jewish jack-knife

1. In a highway with three or more lanes, driving from the left-most lane to the right-most lane and back again (or vice versa); more impressive with one or more cars in the middle; no turn signal should be used.

2. The act of performing a back-to-back Puerto Rican sweep.

1. "Man, I'm going to need to Jewish jack-knife around these bitches."

2. "Dude, watch this."

by Stinky Finger McGee November 5, 2004

Jack Daniels-ized

The unexplainable phenomenon that causes young men to urinate themselves while passed out as a result of drinking an excessive amount of Jack Daniel's whiskey. Innocent beds, couches, and chairs are frequently the victims of this heinous crime. Generally speaking, the offender is a recidivist, and is unaware of their drunken actions until it is too late.

"Dude, why's your couch outside?" "Oh, Kevin Jack Daniels-ized it again last night."

by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006