The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

Fan Job

When someone sucks on your weenus (the loose skin on elbow) in a steamy makeout.

“Hey Joe, can I give you a fan job?” -Stephanie
“Hell yeah!” -Joe

by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019

Colombian Rim Job

Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.

Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!

by Questtttt January 4, 2022

your on job

Sean haugh

Sean haugh your on job

by Kane fallahi January 17, 2018

Job Ghosting

When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you

I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.

by Mockerpants2 December 6, 2022

house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010