Daddy Dirtbag

Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.

We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.

by Soy Boy2 April 11, 2022

daddy ap

the sexiest girl alive. hide yo girl!! she finna take her

“damn man. daddy ap just took my girl”
“you should’ve hid her. yo girl got a nice ass and daddy ap ALWAYS goes for the ass.”

by zoxiity October 7, 2021

your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy

your the baby I'm the daddy

by JayBucks July 21, 2024

Daddy

Megan Fox and Margot Robbie

I have a strong urge to call Megan Fox daddy

by unvick January 15, 2019

Daddiness

A sugar daddy who brings sugar but no physical contact or communication involved

I’m the Daddiness who loves u but won’t talk to you or touch u I just bring packets of sweet and low

by Ashrose28 June 11, 2020

Daddy

You have to be laid. Period. Or you cannot be a daddy.

A daddy is someone who has gotten laid.

by Brobarbear June 15, 2018

Daddy

You big boy dad

Hey big daddy

by anonymous September 4, 2021