movie narcolepsy 

condition in which movies put one instantaniously to sleep

Person 1: what kind of movies do you like?
Person 2: Dude, I have movie narcolepsy

movie narcolepsy by Ronni* December 24, 2008

vocation navigator 

A program for students to help them find true contentment in the workplace.

Have you read The Vocation Navigator Workbook?

vocation navigator by vocnavdirector January 23, 2015

bald nan 

The common British offense used by younger males to offend others.

Go suck your bald nan.

bald nan by JapBash February 27, 2017

Pop Tart Napalm 

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.

Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!

Pop Tart Napalm by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

West Virginia Napkin 

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.

After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin

West Virginia Napkin by LA Walk February 3, 2021

hazard to the nation

A person who has ascended past menace to society. Also, maby has became the ultimate shit talker in a MW2 lobby.

Yo Pablo just became a hazard to the nation after that MW2 lobby.

hazard to the nation by Mr Pablo Escobar 20 May 27, 2021

narc 

a tattle tale, a killjoy

John told the teacher I cheated, what a narc!

narc by Alishizzle January 7, 2007