scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

pleat meat

Pleat meat is the asshole.

She bent over so far i could see her pleat meat.

by Red bird 10 November 30, 2021

Meat carrot

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.

by Smordwith May 27, 2023

meat bully

A meat bully is a person (usually a male) who masturbates, sometimes furiously, at every opportunity, much like a bully who never misses an opportunity to harass his target.

House to myself is ideal, but everyone asleep is cool. Either way, it’s meat bully time.

by virgil_tibbs April 24, 2021

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

Break The Meats

Stepping on someone's toes or on the back of their shoe while they are walking.

Lydia and Emily are standing outside and Jaelin stomps on Lydia's toes screaming "BREAK THE MEATS!"

Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"

by TheBeastlyOneForSure September 24, 2011

spam my meat

spam my meat is a song created by the band *xxflamer_gamer360xx spam my meat does not have anything to do with beating your meat it means to spam a keyboard

im gonna spam my meat to kill this guy

by yoboirerere February 27, 2023