A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).
Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
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A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
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"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."
"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"
- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"
- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
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