Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 12, 2023

Meat Smacker

A woman’s ham sandwich but when you give it a slap.

“Bro, I hit that bitches meat smacker hard as fuck”

by daddycocklet June 14, 2025

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 20, 2022

Meat Krob

Refers to a really nasty vagina.

That hooker has a serious Meat Krob!

by BeckasaurusRex May 4, 2010

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023

Winky Meat

The underbutt that comes out of the bottom of shorts.

"You can't go to church like that! Your winky meat is out!"

"That girl's winky meat is hanging out."

by Tuna Stach June 28, 2023

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017