Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get

"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"

by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 23, 2024

God

A being that some people thinks exist

This dude believes in God

by Porygon3000 April 2, 2022

sex god

An utterly unbelievably sexy man that it is impossible to keep your panties up around. He's the whole damn package, sexy, smart, funny, the sweetest weirdo you'll ever meet who's adorable af.

my boyfriend archie is a sex god pwarrr.

by locked locket June 30, 2018

Combo God

Some Black dude who likes to scam people. MF thinks hes Saul Goodman with his cringe ass fuckin "Combo Courts"

Person 1: "Yo Combo God forgot to give the winner 1k again"
Person 2: *Pretends to be shocked*

by Esharp The Only December 28, 2022

God of war ragnarok

God Of War Ragnarok is a game, a game that gamed like no other game before.

Bro1:Hey bro wanna play God of war ragnarok

Bro2:smooch me right now

Bro1:bet

by Boylikefringpan143 April 22, 2024

ur god fraud

The most devastating insult that anyone can say. Even god forbid it. Every time somebody says "your god fraud,"
The galaxy Andromeda moves 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles close to us.

Landen: Your mom gay
Adam: Your dad lesbian
Landen: Your sister a mister
Adam: Your brother a mother
Landen: Your grandpap a trap
Adam: Your granny tranny
Landen: Your aunt a croissant
Adam: Your species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*

Landen: ur mom gay
Adam: ur dad lesbian
Landen: ur sister a mister
Adam: ur brother a mother
Landen: ur grandpap a trap
Adam: ur granny tranny
Landen: ur aunt a croissant
Adam: ur species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*

by jehovahschild May 27, 2018

pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014