shank the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

see also shanked the cat

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are involved with sally, OK!

shank the cat by LaidBackGuy1988 July 31, 2006

where is the cat? 

when somebodys breath smells like shit you ask them "where is the cat?"

your buddies talking:blah blah blah
you:*sniff sniff*(pause and look around)
buddy: what??
you: dude...Where is the cat?
buddy: cat? what cat?
you: The cat that shit in your mouth, your breath is rank bro!! phewww!!

where is the cat? by Kyle Prosko March 21, 2007

feeding the cat

See masturbation.

Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.

feeding the cat by johnoneoneseven February 25, 2011

You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat 

A term that is similar to "going with the flow". The main difference being that "stroking the cat" has a more positive optimistic outlook on things due to the cats tail becoming erect when stroked on the back.

"Ahh man, I hated waking up at stupid o'clock this morning" - Ginger

"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P

"Genius" - Ginger

You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat by Pashley September 19, 2012

Nyan Cat 

Nyan cat is a youtube phenomenon where a cat with a poptart body sings nyan for like 4 minuts.

have you seen that nyan cat video?
yeah the one with a poptart cat singing nyan a million time?

Nyan Cat by playfreak May 18, 2011

snap the cat 

masturbation

snap the cat by babygoose August 15, 2003

shower-cat

A secret plan, often involving a person in the process of washing.

"Ive got a great shower-cat for tonight, We steal Nicolas clothes while she is in the bath"

shower-cat by chabba1234 February 10, 2008