Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011

Ass Mash

Getting your ass handed to you by a Wal Mart employee.

Going through the 20 item express checkout line with more than 20 items will result in a ass mash beat down. Watch out!

by Lassie17 May 31, 2010

ass-phault

a deep wrinkle or dent in a female's ass.

That female might cause an earthquake with that ass-phault in her ass.

by Ashliz December 24, 2005

Ass Mongol

Used to describe a barbarian who raids the asses of others, men, women or children.

The horde of Ass Mongols came in and brutally raped the buttox of each person.

by Batman's Cousin July 20, 2008

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

ass conoussuer

a person who says "thats tastes like (insert adjective) ass"

he is an ass conoussuer man he keeps saying "this tastes like ass"

by crimbshaw March 12, 2008

ass BLEVE

BLEVE is an acronym for Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion (pronounced bleavee) An ass BLEVE is therefore, a gaseous explosive liquid shit experence which one is soon not to forget.

After those burritos I had an ass BLEVE of massive proportions! The bathroom was toxic for hours afterwords.

by J.B. Trevor March 17, 2008