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TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot
I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.
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GOD OF K-POP

Jung Wooyoung from ATEEZ is considered as the God of K-pop by knetz. He's really the standard of 4th gen male dancer and he keeps improving and setting new standards of stage presence and performance so you never really know what his next bar is. THIS GUY HAS NO LIMITS!
Person 1 : Did you watch Jung Wooyoung god of k-pop's artist of the month Bad cover?

Person 2: Yes, he's the first 4th gen male artist to have been given the opportunity. He's the coolest!
by notsoshytho September 13, 2021
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Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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Your god father is a cock sucker

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker
by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018
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On god

Guy 1: ayo you packin?
Guy 2: no on god
by I love my slaves March 1, 2021
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