brown bag job

Girl with a really nice body but a face that will make hell turn cold.. looks fine from behind

That girl is such a brown bag job

by Joe!. September 11, 2006

Sound as a brown trout

1. A state one is in that is extremely good

2. Something is extremely good

1. Aye, am sound as a brown trout sir!

2. Christ, that shot was safe as a brown trout ma man!

by A-Whyte December 6, 2004

brown bread

Something that is plain and ordinairy

Dude, let's get out of here ... this party is so brown bread....

by G Buckey August 8, 2005

red and brown mile

When you shit your pants at a night club with your friends and then have to walk home because you don't have a car and you know you would get kicked out of a cab or bus. When your shit sticks to your inner thighs after a few miles of walking, the chafing starts to bleed and by the end of the night you're washing blood and shit off your body after your soul has been crushed.

Steve: "Man, what happened to you Saturday night?"
Charlie: "Too much tequila after that burrito and I couldn't reach the toilet."
Steve: "Gross."
Charlie: "Worse. Dave wouldn't drive me home so I walked a red and brown mile."

by pooniwoven January 12, 2012

brown-eyed sandwich

A brown-eyed sandwich is performed when a man titty-fucks a woman, backwards however, and the girl eats out the man's asshole.

I could go for a brown-eyed sandwich right now. I just enema'd!

by the poop doctor September 26, 2007

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

the brown eye tickle

during sex while the lady is on top, the man takes his finger and lightly tickles the butt hole.

Johnny: Hey Jery did ya fuck yer old lady last night?
Jery: oh yeah. I i gave her the brown eye tickle too. She LOVED it.

by ButchMagnum November 28, 2004