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John

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩
by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021
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john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022
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Ray Johns

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly
I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number
by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017
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john the dragon

John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.
by winky face November 3, 2021
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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
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john decker

A synonym for Jack Dexter. Usually used on sports fields, such as baseball.
there goes motherfricken JOHN DECKER.
by MikeTheMainMan May 27, 2018
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john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists
guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
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