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by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021
Get the Johnmug. john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022
Get the johnmug. by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017
Get the Ray Johnsmug. John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.
by winky face November 3, 2021
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by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
Get the John Mayermug. by MikeTheMainMan May 27, 2018
Get the john deckermug. by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
Get the johnmug.