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Green and gold

The Green face of ur heaps jealous spiteful mate who has told u before u were getting laid that he often takes a shit in ppls houses while talking to them or at dinner with them because of his disgust at how unfortunate he is and how fortunate your life is. Dw it’s just a fart bro. Don’t interrupt me ya douchebag. Says old green eyed monster poopy pants. Ur so rude bro.
That’s one of the green and gold moments the face of the guy shitting like normal at dinner table , is green , and the gold material he has produced for us out of jealous rage , a truly optimistic outcome created in his act of terrorism at your dinner party. Thereby further solidifying its sustainability.
by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023
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Green and gold

Is the colours a vegetarian displays when they get hepatitis A from a bad apple.
That green and gold body paint is fucking hot oh wait that’s just a hippie with hepatitis A - FUCK MY LIFE!
by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023
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Green Goblin

A certified dog; one who isn’t scared of the fire but thrives in it.
One shall not miscalculate their moves when in the presence of green goblin.
by SweetsV2 March 30, 2025
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green

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the rub of the green

an accidental or unpredictable influence on the course or position of the ball.
"Despite his excellent shot, the ball hit a hidden divot, and he suffered from the rub of the green."
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
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Daniel Greene-ing

Daniel Greene-ing is When you forget to make a point in a YouTube video so you just edit it in a secondary video of you in a different camera angle talking about what you forgot later.
Named for popular YouTuber Daniel Greene.
"Yeah I forgot to talk about Asmodean originally, so I'm just Daniel Greene-ing it"
by Jimmy, I like Murder. April 17, 2025
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Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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