green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.
by Chilly mornings December 12, 2015
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Green Spokane

A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.

Get high together and having no gay sex between men
"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"
by raphaelwantsplay September 06, 2022
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green prince

A wealthy single man, who is a target for poor lonely single women, seeking financial comfort via romance.
I heard he's divorced! That makes him my next green prince! I'm gonna romance my way into his wallet.
by Master of the Dark Lords March 14, 2017
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Forest Green

When you are having intense anal sex and she shits slimy green on your dick right as you cum on her.
Rick Ross: I put molly in her champagne she ain’t even know it.
R Kelly: What happened next
Rick Ross: she woke up and gave me a Forest Green
by BOBO1217365 May 05, 2021
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Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute
Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”
by gobbleman August 01, 2022
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Green Soap

Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.
Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Green Blumpkin

Oww she gave me a green blumpkin
by Wowzer Zowzers! March 20, 2024
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