green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 26, 2009

Green Screen Kid

An annoying kid that will steal your videos they will also chill in the corner of the video and sit there reacting. Sometimes these kids will go even farther and make there icons smaller or even hide there face all together luckily you can spot them just by seeing the "Greenscreen with username" I have no idea why youtube added this feature its just there for kids to steal and farm views.

Green Screen Kids are used for stealing videos and getting a million views.

Green Screen Kid: Hey look a new video i can steal!

Creator: Nuh uh you will not steal my videos.

Green Screen Kid: Do you think you can take down my videos i bet you cant lol!

Creator: I will take down your videos and demonetize your videos.

Green Screen Kid: You will not ta-

Creator: Now that kid can't steal my videos!

by mwj_j May 6, 2024

Green FN

A basketball term standing for "green fuck nigga" the green being a reference to the game 2k. It's ironically used to describe a players shot, originally being used to describe a players airball but it's now used as a phrase said before a shot. Also widely used a social media caption for any sort of basketball clip

"Green FN!"

"Bro.. you missed...."

by JumbledDrogo March 2, 2024

Green Whipper

An older individual who whips others with their booty squirt. feces

I was paid a cool 100 bones by this older gentleman to allow him to smack my backside with his turd. He was a sick Green Whipper for sure.

by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018

green gawk

it means green nail polished toes

yo you tryna check out my green gawk?
bet!

by juice15 June 24, 2021

Green

Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.

Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio

by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY March 4, 2021

Green bean

An inexperienced or unskilled barista; usually a newly hired coffeeshop employee who's still learning the basic skills of the job. Alludes to an unroasted coffee bean, which is naturally green in color.

"Ashley just started last week. She's nice, but she can barely steam a latte. Total green bean..."

by ViciousGopher September 19, 2022