Head Cheese 

Gunk or paste that grows between a guys balls and lower anus, when he does not have a bath for a week or more. Or the remnants of poop and sweat buildup.

1. Man you smell so bad, you'd gotta have head cheese growing down there!

2.Theres no cheese like head cheese!..... eww :-P

Head Cheese by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

cheese grater 

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts

Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!

cheese grater by Alex April 27, 2004

cheese dick 

Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.

I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.

cheese dick by Lunch Box January 30, 2005

frumunda cheese 

The balled up toilet paper and poo particles stuck in your chode hair (taint and ass hair) that has been left to turn into a pungent stank from under. A minimum of 24 hours of fermentation is required to turn chody into aged frumunda cheese.

That was an awesome concert but I have been driving for 8 hours straight and now my chody has turned to frumunda cheese.

frumunda cheese by Wolfballs September 30, 2009

Cheese-grater 

Feels as long and drawn out as taking a cheese-grater to your testicles. Even if it's not for a very long time, the mind wishes it would be over with quickly.

Playing some RPG's is like reading a good book except that at the end of each page/chapter, you have to take a cheese-grater to your nuts for several hours (ie: leveling up).

Cheese-grater by Pickleton August 29, 2003

cheese! 

a type of food

i cant b bothered 2 fik of 1

cheese! by N/A February 19, 2004

cheese dog 

When the eye of the skindog has been cheddered over with cheese.
When the skindog looks like it has conjunctivitis or mash potato at the end of him.
Smeg is around the end of the skindog.
An itchy infection of the skindog after a hard night of dry stroking the ant eater.

Joe has his own build in cheese factory, cheese dog.
I have pieces of cheese dripping out of my skindog, its now called a cheese dog.
When the helmet of the penis has been left outside the sleeping bag (foreskin) for too long and gets a crustified substance over the eye of the skin dog, cheese dog.

cheese dog by Adamtotman September 18, 2008