Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good

to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

by big shaq looks good but he gay January 10, 2018

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

by Breadcat February 10, 2021

Polish back side

Snail trailing a person with a hair back after completing a sexual act.

Donnie really give Bernie a polish back side after dinner and a movie

by Spamrisk87 August 1, 2023

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Back Burner Bitch

Person who is used as a last option.

The back burner on your cooking stove.

He or she that has two or more partners (player) Preferring one over the other and only using the other when the preferred person is unavailable.

When cooking on the stove the preferred burner is one of the front burners. The back burner is usually only used if the front burner stops working. If dating more than one person you have a favorite or preference and call them first. The others are used as a last option just like the back burner on a cooking stove.

I'll have to call my back burner bitch for a date tonight my main chick has to work.

Girl you need to step off you know your only the back burner bitch.

No one likes the back burner bitch so go home girl.

You know he gona choose me over her. He only uses her when I'm unavailable, she's always gona be a back burner bitch.

Girls don't ever let yourself be the back burner bitch!

Oh.. that's my back up date. You know the back burner bitch.

My back burner bitch isn't as sexy or fun, but she's fun. Just not my first choice.

by Ibacrazychick October 27, 2021