ball stones

hard gristle lumps that form in one's testicles during puberty

"in my opinion" sympathised the consultant "we will have to remove the veg part of trevor's meat and two veg"
"NOOO" screamed the semi-anaesthatised trevor "it's me GALL stones, not me BALL stones, you pillock"

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

Balls in a vice

When you do something super bad to yourself, i.e. place your testicles in a vice

"Did we really leave the EU?" "Yeah bro, really stuck our balls in a vice on that one"

by Bullii June 23, 2016

rip balls

Formally stands for 'R.I.P Balls', but is pronounced 'rip balls' when speaking. When something is too fucking cold to bare. (eg. water or temperature in winter)

Dustin: "Hey, Safran wanna go to the beach?"
Safran: Hell no, it's mid Janurary and 40 degrees outside, im not going to rip balls at the beach!

by Dusty Foreman December 15, 2010

wrecking balls

The male defintion of a homewrecker; a male who attempts to get a girl who is already taken.

"Can you believe what Mike tried with Julie?"
"I know! He's such a wrecking balls! She has a boyfriend!"

by lilmer February 12, 2009

Ball Gobbler

When females are obsessed with a male or when a female will not leave a male alone. Also refered to as being "clingy".

Dude! "Macy has been texting and calling me for a week nonstop. She won't leave me alone." "She did that to me for a while. Shes such a ball gobbler."

by whynotus8 October 17, 2009

chicken ball

Insertion of the testicles in female (or males) anus and in mid-orgasm pull testicles out of anus for a great relief

Yeah, she's fat, but she lets me chicken ball her.

by DJ fat master October 7, 2008

funk ball

An annual affair thrown by U.S. Pipe & the Balls Johnson Dance Machine in which people get together for the Funk of it, featuring live bands, funky attire and attitude, and booty-shakin'.

I'll be doing the balls johnson dance at the Funk Ball!

by SpunkyMcGillicuddy July 24, 2007