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The greased banana 

The guy dips his wiener in car grease and fucks his girlfriend with it and then she performs oral sex
Dude my girlfriend was really wanting the greased banana so I gave it to her
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The Grandwich 

A sandwich that contains all aspects of a large dinner.
For instance: With a roast/Sunday dinner, one may put mashed potato, carrots, roast potato, chicken (or whatever meat you have) and possibly a Yorkshire pudding.
The kinds of Grandwiches are endless.
Bill: Man, I just chowed down on the most epic Grandwich!
Bob: ... Grandwich?
Bill: Yeah! The sandwich of all aspects; The Grandwich! It is legion, it does not forgive, it does not forget. Expect it.
The Grandwich by brendansen August 31, 2014

The Guild 

The greatest people you will ever meet.
I'm sorry, can't go out with my American friends tonight. I'm going Mook with the Guild.
The Guild by Tazzarama June 4, 2015

The Greg Game 

When one observes a predatory male touching feeling and generally harassing other females who are oblivious to said males activities.
Person 1: Do you wanna play the Greg game??
Person 2: Yeah go on, look at that fucker over there.
Person 1: Mate is he playing rock paper scissors and touching their thigh's, cheeky cunt!
Person 2: Fuck me, he's even getting away with it?!
The Greg Game by Masterboy March 26, 2016

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!
A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

the green genie 

n. Slang, A synonym for an american express card used for corporate purchases. Derives its name from the green color of the credit card typical of american express corporate cards.
Don't worry, the green genie's got this - Barkeep! Another round!
the green genie by red42shorty June 15, 2016