Johns

Past tense: Johned

Plural: Johns
Present tense: Johning

Usually used in video game terms; mostly Super Smash Bros., an excuse. When you are losing, or before you’re losing; pre-johning. E.g., if you think the lighting is too low, or if you spilt coffee on your shirt in the morning; excuses.

“No, I only lost because I didn’t get enough sleep last night. And I also stepped on a Lego!”
“Those are Johns, definitely. You’re just having a skill issue right now”

by MToque May 14, 2025

John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.

“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”

by Pocket changa December 19, 2020

John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party

John douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems

"Stop Johnning bro"

by themsovietbois July 29, 2025

John Cena

15 time world champion and in total has 24 titles. John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. made his wwe debut on Smackdown in 2002. He became a meme because of his theme song. Now he is doing some movie and tv show deals and is considered a part timer like the rock.

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHHHNNNNNN CEEENNNAAAA!!!!!!!!! (John Cenas meme)

by KingFrosty December 28, 2016

St John Rigby

a college in orrell, full of wools and if you go there you are a wool

you're going to st john rigby, you're a wool

by yedaaa June 14, 2016

Justine John Daza

He surely has good looks. He’s cute and outgoing. He is a person who is goal-oriented and is futuristic. He is a dreamer and passionate in achieving his goals. He strives and works hard for his family’s future and to his. He’s not perfect but that doesn’t mean he isn’t worthy. He loves God in his own way. He is a person on his own.

I’m Justine John Daza, an island but with people.

by iseeamormongirl August 14, 2021