SIMP

A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.

Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 7, 2024

Simp

Someone who obsesses too much over a girl. A simp will go around asking out girls too and gets rejected

That dude you see over there?
Yeah, hes a simp

by Cho620 May 22, 2020

simp

whatever the fuck i want it to be

him: you know what the definition of simp is?
her: ?
him: whatever the fuck I want it to be

by HonkD May 31, 2020

Simp

someone who freaks out because a girl doesnt allow them on her spam

That dude is such a simp. He really threw a tantrum because he wasn't allowed on Alice's spam

by clarkson January 14, 2020

Simp

Sora The Troll

Sora is a simp for Pokemane.

by parker.lovebot August 6, 2020

Simp

A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.

Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."

by ThiccPope May 7, 2020

Simp

All the definitions are correct but nobody gives the origin of the word that I could see. It started as an acronym. Simp = Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy.

"You know Joe's wife cheats on him? He knows and refuses to leave her. He's such a simp"

by A UK Stoner August 11, 2025