Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

muddle

a dirty or muddy puddle.

Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.

by minecraftwithkitties March 1, 2015

Muddle Fuck

A person who muddles in another's business behind their back.

You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

muddle

A muddy puddle.

Stop jumping in the muddle you will get wet and muddy.

by bluedrop403 November 27, 2015

Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.

Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...

by Braindrained February 12, 2017

middlvert

THE MIX OF AN INTROVERT AND AN EXTROVERT.

KRISTINE IS AN MIDDLVERT.

by JKXDFBHLKDNMKBHHDF;BHMFDGF' March 30, 2017

muddlerman

A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome

Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.

by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017