Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 03, 2023

meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 16, 2010

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 05, 2019

Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.

by bfgbeige703 July 09, 2020

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 10, 2010

meat rest

when you plop your juicy cock on yo girl chinny chin chin

the guy put his dick on the girls chin and called it a meat rest.

by ALBEMB February 07, 2016

Meat Harmonica

Motorboating the shaft of a man's member from side-to-side, resembling the playing a harmonica.

"During a BJ last night, Heidi gave me the ol' meat harmonica!"

by The Heidi & Frank Show September 23, 2020