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Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.
Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)
by Epikkun December 29, 2019
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Mouth Cooker

An alternative heating apparatus to prepare meat properly. It’s not like an oven or anything, it’s just different.
I can’t believe black anus’ oven’s broke. Very strange for a steakhouse. Luckily one of the servers had a functioning mouth cooker to cook all the meat.
by hvag69 March 29, 2020
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The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
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pressure cooked

Pressure cooked: Insanely high, like beyond steamed.
That is some crazy weed dude, I'm fucking pressure cooked!
by ChrisFSB April 24, 2020
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Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood
I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!
by Kuntry84 May 11, 2020
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Mouth cooking

A method of cooking where the chef chews food, spit it out, repeat and prepare a dish with the chewed food
A:Hey what's your favourite style of cooking?
B: Definitely mouth cooking, i like the extra flavour
by Alexendrio the wise November 22, 2020
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Shookity Cookity

When you are so shocked that the word "shook" cannot express your feelings enough. Usually replaces shook.
"Omg can you believe she did that"
*GASP* Shookity Cookity
by sambam12 November 26, 2020
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