The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.
A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.
The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.
The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”
“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”
“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”
“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”
“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”
“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”
“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”
“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”
“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”
“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”
“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025

During our beer pong game David was definitely using Explosive Bro-sivness by yelling come on bro! Balls back bro house rules bro take a sip bro
by stopJohnnystop March 4, 2020

Typically used by the teenagers who are genetically built like a Stick bug, they only drink energy drinks and game on their shitty MacBook.
They also usually use a lot of abbreviations, because moving any part of their body is too much energy, even pressing a few keys with their disgusting, booger infested fingers, they also mainly roam in the depths of discord, Roblox, da hood, and they are most likely JJK viewers who cosplay in Roblox has Gojo or Toji. If you see these vermin, please leave the area or game because they will most likely make you lose braincells due to them even existing.
NOTE: if you beat their asses in a game, expect them to say "bet"
They also usually use a lot of abbreviations, because moving any part of their body is too much energy, even pressing a few keys with their disgusting, booger infested fingers, they also mainly roam in the depths of discord, Roblox, da hood, and they are most likely JJK viewers who cosplay in Roblox has Gojo or Toji. If you see these vermin, please leave the area or game because they will most likely make you lose braincells due to them even existing.
NOTE: if you beat their asses in a game, expect them to say "bet"
by IFARTINJARS December 4, 2024

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.
by Finnzo January 25, 2019

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!
*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."
2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!
*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."
2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 14, 2012

We are Van Bros now; I took Katie to The Immersive Van Gogh Experience in Pittsburg for Christmas. Honestly, I didn’t hate it.
by KKGiGi December 31, 2021

by urbanhorse August 30, 2019
