Meat Queef

When a woman's vagina suddenly discharges air while she is having a particularly chunky period, or perhaps a miscarriage.

"Dude, I was about to go down on Becka last night when she let out a meat queef."

by DrBruz October 27, 2025

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

Meat Sock

Uncircumcised penis used to keep meats warm when grilling

Matt asks Adam to borrow his meat sock for his beer brat so he can eat it after their hike.

by RahhB June 30, 2017

Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019

serving meat

Similar to serving cunt, serving meat is the masculine version of serving cunt which means you're that person and you are him.

Yo, Trey is actually serving meat right now!

by ha4rdc7roe April 6, 2024

Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"

Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

Meat taxi

A skydiver referring to the tandem instructor taking passengers on a skydive.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nope it’s a meat taxi!

by Wimshady July 22, 2020