Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.

Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.

by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021

White Life

What I imagine people are sick as fuck because it been long time that they are sick.

White Life!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

Life

what you dont have

i love my life

you cant love what u dont have OHHHHH BOIIIII

by Ethan<3j****** February 25, 2018

David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023

Life speedrun

Basically, die as fast has you can.

Person 1: im gonna commit life speedrun!
Person 2: what record bob?

by SomebodyDoingStuff March 24, 2021

My life

Being in love with a guy named Amir who just wants to be friends, sadly I don't wanna just be friends, ever since I met him I loved him, may have just loved him before I met him, he really is something so different than every guy I know, which is good, I really love him a lot, but me and him just never work which hurts a lot, because I really wanna spend the rest of my life with him but it just may not happen.

unfairness in my life.

by true facts found! April 7, 2022