Four loko fucked

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.

Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
“Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”

by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025

Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker

A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.

Last night, my wife and I performed a Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker. It was wild!

by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025

tree graph fucker

Like a wiccan witch or warlock male witch aka bitch
who uses to like math or some shit to mate with other
people, usually it involves other math shit like game theory
to get resources or intelligence even if they are not sure.

This Irish Italian Nona tree graph fucker in Sicily is using greedy topology and lambdas with some rudimentary game theory to marry her family to a few of her red native 'chibi' babies so they can have some jewelry in like 500 trilloins years. Nevermind she said finally vetoing herself to limit that to pretty brothel ready red native 'chibi' folks.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier

Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!

by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

Triple Footed Duck Fucked

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,

When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (

by Mr&MrsSpitz September 16, 2025

Easter bunny fucker

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.

Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"

by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025