Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

sandy hands

Find people who could use an extra pair of hands cleaning up Hurricane Sandy Damage.

sandy hands org helps match volunteers with people needing an extra pair of hands cleaning up hurricane sandy damage.

by SandyHandsORG November 5, 2012

2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021