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Water

A clear drinkable drink that you mortals seem to enjoy. Though some of you mortals don’t drink enough.

Here is the recommended douse of water for a day: half an ounce or an ounce a day. Though it really is different for every mortal.
“Y’all don’t drink enough water and it bothers me as chaos god of this world. I want you to care for yourselves. I love you all”.
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Watering the Backdoor

I overheard that Jeremy was watering the backdoor last night. Diandra said it was almost like an enema.
by anonymous September 13, 2023
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When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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Dog Water

Simply put it means your trash but mostly 12 year old's and cringey people use that term (please don't use this term it's not cool)
"AYO this kid is DOG WATER"
by Urmomsatonacat October 28, 2022
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water wiggle

When you cum so hard you literaly hit every inch of your room.
OMG KEVIN!! YOU SPEWED OFF LIKE A WATER WIGGLE!!!
by CosplayBunny July 30, 2023
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