Krisanne Cooke

A pretty girl that deserves the world and needs to stop hating her self because she is so fucking UwU. Thanks for joining this ted talk

Hey krisanne cooke is a cutie but is a cute pain in the ass

by Coochie Hoe April 27, 2019

Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed

Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.

by roscy September 4, 2019

alex cooksey

Cunty

You’re being a real Alex Cooksey today

by ChocThunda September 18, 2019

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

The Chokie Pokie

A sexual dance involving anal and choking.

You put your penis in. You take your penis out. You put your penis in, and you choke your girl out. You do the Chokie Pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!

by Lupussong September 26, 2019

The Cookser

A totally lame nickname for a guy who gave the nickname to himself

Cory is such a fag, he actually gave himself the nickname " The Cookser ". What a homo he is.

by JackTors November 11, 2019

Rice Cooking

When you make a huge dildo out of your solidified semen and then stick it into any hole of your dead and burning enemy.

Alright Mikey, its been 3 goddamn months and you don't got our fuckin money! Looks like I gotta do some rice cooking up your brand new pussy!

by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019