what will you have in 500 years

Cool ass part from the show tbh

Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2

by The cool guy 96 backwards June 8, 2021

You feel what im sayin'

A mix of you know what im sayin' (yoo kno whut i'm sain) and you feel me (ya feeo me)

Niggas these days are gay. You feel what im sayin'?

by Mariwas March 26, 2022

What you do mean it's okay

A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.

Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????

by Obv troll is obvious January 3, 2021

You know what I mean

That person doesnt even know what they mean

And then, I'm laying down and you know what I mean?

by Teyla January 30, 2021

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

a finn

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha

by simoisgod February 2, 2021

What You Know About Love

A song by Pop Smoke

She said: What You Know About Love
She anything, I got what you need (my heard lyrics.)

by thecharacterwannie July 6, 2022

What am I doing here?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.

1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022