Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

by gav-wan July 8, 2024

Horror hole

The horror hole is equivalent to the butthole. Many venture, and many are left petrified.

Seeking pleasure, homosexual, Jack loved to place other men’s dicks inside of his horror hole.

by CallyB123321son August 16, 2018

Truth-Hole

Someone who is always brutally honest, whom is perceived as a dick or a bitch.

Not trying to be a Truth-Hole, but you shouldn’t wear size 5 when you’re clearly a size 16!

Damn your hair looks like shit!

by Being a dick July 18, 2021

Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019

Hole you

An offensive term similar to many other "... you" terms. This one is more generic however and comprises of the word hole, rather than mentioning a specific hole.
Quite often used whilst playing Scrabble, as it comprises 7 letters.

"Hole you! I was gonna take that triple word score!"

by Liam of Radelaide August 29, 2006

Ched-Hole

When you k-hole off ched/dope/weed/spiff/grass/pot/marijuana

“Man, I got so chedded last night I went into a ched-hole”
“Wow dude, ched-holes are class”

by Papercutsurvivors101 December 14, 2018

black-holing

Where you start to get depressed and your emotions are trapped never being able to escape. you become anti-social, give simple answers and don't respond often. You might even have bipolar disease.

That guy is definitely black-holing. He doesn't show emotion and barely speaks

by :Empty( February 26, 2017