Crutch Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she cannot walk under her own power for some time.

D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.

by Shay ren March 14, 2009

Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.

After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!

by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010

Fuck on Ice

When you're a Canadian and you want to explain something to an American and he just won't get it, you use the term to basically say fuck you, I'm a Canadian.

Ex: Trying to tell him why you love hockey so much, and he's like "Yo, bro, I just don't get it." and you're like, "Dude, go fuck on ice eh."

by I'm Canada... August 22, 2011

Cluster Fucked

When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications

I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked

by The Real Marvel Knight November 29, 2011

Fee Fucking

The act of adding excessive or egregious fees to customer accounts.

What a bank or other lender does to garner extra income from borrowers.

I am so tired of Bank of America fee fucking my checking account.

by WitchyD December 21, 2009

Chode fuck

A fat kid, with a short fat penis.

Doood, what the heck, look at Austin he is such a chode fuck

by chodeman1234 May 22, 2010

Fucking iTunes!

Although there are numerous annoying popups from iTunes asking to upgrade to the newest version, they can't seem to fix the window size. Therefore, this what you say when you close the window behind iTunes, when you were actually trying to close iTunes.

You- "Oh yes, finally done with my 12 page essay!" -goes to close iTunes and closes Microsoft Office Word instead.- ...."Fucking iTunes!"

by douchebags rule! :D March 4, 2010