Simp

A man who puts hoes before bros.

Someone who worships a female and gains nothing from it.

Example: Josh says- ‘man Jay is learning a whole new language for Tay, he is such a simp.’

by PureScarlet June 28, 2023

professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023

Simp

Someone who watches the Simpsons

The Simpsons became a popular show that a lot of people became 'simps'

by KarateJoe9000 October 3, 2021

Adam D'Angelo the Simp

Adam D'Angelo is the biggest simp in the world for collins. Simpey boi adam is what people call him.

Adam D'angelo the Simp will simp for collins and collins only

by Adam the simp September 25, 2020

Simp

A man who goes out of his way, to do something nice for a woman.

Viktor Christensen from Denmark is a massive simp.

by Warsjawjas September 1, 2020

Simp

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland

Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"

by not__weed May 18, 2020

Simp

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Haven’t you found out? Joe is the definition of simp.
Person 2: Ew!
simp joe sappy pussy

by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020