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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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Water Beast

Water Beast
n. Master of fluid power and unstoppable flow. Commands the ability to move through any situation, flood past barriers, and wash away opposition with wave-like force.

Power Traits:
- Flows around obstacles
- Creates powerful waves
- Adapts to any container
- Penetrates all barriers
- Moves with unstoppable force

In Action Examples:
"Pure Water Beast energy when they:
- Flooded the market with innovation
- Washed away competition
- Flowed through industry barriers
- Created business tsunamis
- Drowned out the doubt
Had them swimming in their success"

Water Beast Moves:
1. Flow Control:
- Adapts to any situation
- Finds hidden pathways
- Creates new streams
- Breaks down walls
- Carves new channels

2. Wave Power:
- Builds momentum quietly
- Crashes through barriers
- Sweeps away opposition
- Creates opportunity floods
- Rises above limitations

Remember: "Water Beast don't fight through barriers - they flow around them and flood the destination." 🌊

"When you're moving Water Beast, you don't break walls - you find ways through them." 💧

"Like water, they take the shape of success while maintaining their essence." 🌊
Example:
"They hit 'em with that Water Beast style:
- Started as a droplet
- Became a stream
- Turned into a river
- Created an ocean
- Now they're drowning in success"

Power Signs:
"You know it's Water Beast when:
- Pressure can't stop their flow
- Barriers can't contain them
- Opposition gets washed away
- Success floods every level
They just move different"
by Boston Beast November 21, 2024
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Don’t water in me

Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.
by Jmaktheknife June 21, 2024
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Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019
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give water to the horses

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses
by skidiby August 19, 2024
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Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.
I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face
by anonymous May 4, 2025
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hose water grenade

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"
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