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Pepeloke
Pepeloke is such a simp
by anonymous February 8, 2025
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SIMP

Someone investing money in pussy / penis
She isn't interested in him but he ‘s her SIMP always paying for dinner and movies
by Bradford G February 25, 2025
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Simp-risius

When Serisius is dumping for Purmafrost wayyy too hard.
Seris won't shut up about his girlfriend tonight, he's being a real "Simp-risius."
by Purmafrost March 2, 2025
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SIMP

Sucker idolizing mediocre p*ssy. A man who will do anything, even emasculate himself to get to the innards of a lady without genuinely standards for men or themselves.
If Sandra had standards all her boyfriends wouldn’t be such simps!
by LuneyLefty March 20, 2025
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by Dig Buck Jay November 24, 2021
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Super Intense Minecraft Player

When someone is way too good at Minecraft
Timmy: Yeah dude, I'm a simp!

John: No way! 1 v 1 in bed wars!
by Ruikamishirofan June 8, 2024
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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