pay with my lipstick

Paying for something with sexual favors.

Women are the most common users of this method, however, research has shown that men utilize this technique as well although on a much smaller scale.

"Damn, I forgot my purse, guess I'll have to pay with my lipstick."

by The Golden Burrito May 2, 2008

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008

Sign my Poodle

To pull out of a woman just before you climax, and ejaculate across her pubic hair. You are said to be signing her poodle, or simply "signing the poodle".

"Ah, baby. I'm gonna cum. You on the pill or do you want me to pull out?"
"Sign the poodle, just in case."

And when I'm sipping on a Perrier in some cafe down in St. Tropez, it's hard to keep the fans at bay. They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic, Genius in France

by Pleasureboy_1, author March 27, 2009

Flip my gusset

when "oh my god" just isn't enough!

What do you mean you didn't bring any cake!? Flip my gusset!

by Mr Advocate July 25, 2016

my math is suck

When you can't math, and you suck at math.

"Oh yeah guys, my math is suck"

by ZythosFade November 20, 2016

my hair's on fire

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.

"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"

by Justwrite80 October 29, 2015

my hearteu is omg

My hearteu is omg is the what you feel when you fangirl too much your heart feels omg and you almost die due to exposure to BTS being extremely cute , weird , hawt . You name it . That is my heartue is omg and when you feel my hearteu is omg you might need to get a tissue for a nose bleed or go to the hospital for that seisure . Bcus the pain of being a international army is jamless . unless you've seen them face to face in which you're probably blessed with 999999999999999999999 years of good luck , sunshine , swag , beauty , weirdness , good at everything-ness and mochi-ness . I jhope you have a jibootyful day

Watching phone : *BTS body rolls*

Armys : *has seisure and is rushed to hospital*

Doctor : What happened ?

Army friend : She was exposedto BTS' body rolls !

Doctor : Oh no ! This is an extreme case of my hearteu is omg !

by Theimmortalnightingale April 18, 2018