Cock Torch

When a woman sprays perfume on the head of your hard penis after playing with it to the point where you are ready to come, then turns off the light, pushes you to your knees with her pussy positioned about a foot from your face, sets your throbbing cockhead on fire like it was a torch so you can see well enough where to bury your toungue in an attempt to please her before the head of your cock burns off. A hot way to say you'd go through hell to see her naked.

One cold winters night last year when the power was out due to a snowstorm I let my girlfriend Cock Torch me because I was so horney that to keep us both warm I was ready to let her do anything to me...and as I ate her out earnestly I wanted to scream for mercy but could only emit muffled moans that vibrated her pussy so deeply that she orgasmed in seconds very intensely...then to put the towering inferno between my legs out she filled her mouth with water from the glass we had put nearby and went down on me...which not only put the fire out, but made me come in tears very noisily! It was so hot it drove me crazy (but I liked how she was so devillishly mean to my now well done weenie)!

by Rychard Head December 16, 2008

horse cock

a delicious snack, usually for white girls on their parents farms.

suzy sucked off the horses cock, after she was done, she had gotten the horses cream cheese in her eyes. she was left to die and slowly met life’s end. but that horse cock sure was yummy.

rip suzy

by aerovs August 10, 2018

cock tackle

Used to describe fags and douchebags...

Yeah that president we got sure is a big cock tackle, probably takes it in the ass from Colin Powell all the time

by SYKO 120 June 11, 2008

cock smorgishboard

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

Cock Rubber

A whore like woman who instead of fucking multiple men, she prefers to give them hand jobs, and is so experienced that the men don't mind getting a hand job instead of pussy.

guy 1: Yo dude did u get with that hick from the bar last night.

guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.

guy 1: Man that sucks.

guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber

by the original Harrison October 20, 2008

cock fever

When a woman has a crush on a man and can't get over it. Damn she's got cock fever!

Have you seen Jamie. I hear she likes Mark. She's so hot ! She has cock fever!

by Clark G79 November 17, 2013

Teapot cock

A term that originates from the song "I'm a Little Teapot," describing a short and stout penis. It may also be used to describe the owner of such a penis.

Look at Eddie's teapot cock!

by SDM56 March 30, 2009