“Oh yeah, I’m a simp.”
“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”
“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”
“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
by Redthewarrior July 11, 2023
Get the Simpmug. by large Richard October 28, 2020
Get the luchador simpmug. 
Simping is to respect women and not being disrespectful and showing them how powerful and appreciated they are
by Checkmate347 June 30, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Friend 1: bro friend 2 is a simp we were on a call for ages having fun then someone calls them and they get excited and leave instantly
Friend 3: friend 2 is a massive simp
Friend 3: friend 2 is a massive simp
by l1 phone clinic November 26, 2021
Get the Simpmug. “Omar she’s cheated on you multiple times, stop being a simp and dump her.”
“Yeah but she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*
“Yeah but she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*
by SprayAdhesive December 20, 2019
Get the Simpmug. A man or woman who will do anything for another (especially when they're in love) in hope for attention.
Boy 1: "Im gonna pay this streamer 100 dollars for her to say my name"
Boy 2: "Dude you're such a simp"
Boy 2: "Dude you're such a simp"
by IAmTryingMyBest October 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug.