off my camel

Get absolutely shit faced and have a fucking wild time

Kyran wanted Hanna to sober drive. But Hanna said "I want to get off my camel", so Kyran had to find another driver.

by camelpoo101 March 11, 2015

Jack off coke

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.

Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.

by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023

princess drop-off

A courtesy, usually in a time-sensitive context, in which one able-bodied individual uses their motorized vehicle to transport a less capable person to a desired destination for the sole purpose of said favor and to allow for ease of situation and interdependent comradery.

Hey bud, I'm runnin' late for work. Could I get a princess drop-off so I don't get written-up again? I'll let you borrow my putter this weekend.

by C Danger February 25, 2009

Get off at Haymarket

Using the 'withdrawal method' of contraception.

In Edinburgh, Scotland, Haymarket is a railway station arrived at just before the city's main station, Waverley. So by getting off at Haymarket you aren't going the full distance.

"Hey Enzio, I hear you got another bird pregnant, you should maybe get off at Haymarket"

by hIVh September 17, 2020

sawn off sausage

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)

he's licking his sawn off sausage

by sawnoffsausage February 22, 2011

Fuck someone off

A very American way of saying "piss someone off" because fuck makes everything sound American.

I think Roger's trying to fuck someone off!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 2, 2021

Headlights off the hook

The act of going braless.

Take a look at Jody. Homegirl has her headlights off the hook.

by gulliver1953 January 20, 2009