bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 31, 2022

Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

Broing on

colloquial term for "going on" among bros

may further be abbreviated to broin on.

Josh: Hey, what's broing on?

George: nm, brah.

by gotfan November 14, 2011

Chance Bro

Better know as Two Scoops of Chance

Chance Bro was created in Chicago Illinois.

is pretty much means no
i need a better definition

Mgo: Think we should go help N#gga Bags with the luggage?
Hrag:Chance Bro( and we walk away)

Camper #1:Can I my phone tonight?
Unger Mgo:Chanceee(British accent)

by N#gga Mgo October 23, 2009

super smash bros rizz

Using super smash bros as rizz

He wants to be an EDP and use his super smash bros rizz

by King of klowns November 20, 2023

Carpo yup bro

A carpo yup bro is a middle class 1st - 3rd year who acts like he’s from fortlawn (e.g) Andy blackberry and Harry flood

That Harry flood fella is a carpo yup bro

by The Alan fella September 12, 2022

Bro Smash

When two or more bros get together for a good, family-friendly Super Smash Bros tournament. Each match is typically played best of 5.

Chance: "Do you know what Friday is?"

Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"

by BestClimberEver June 20, 2022