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keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)
As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!
by Caged Birdy November 17, 2015
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Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed
Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.
by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022
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polaris bro

by anonymous August 3, 2021
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Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic
by Gayaura September 15, 2021
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Bro Hoe

The female equivalent of the Bro. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.
I need you Bro Hoe.

Bro Hoe I choose you!!
Happy Valentine's Day Bro Hoe!!
by Alias Does Not Exist February 21, 2018
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bro pieces

a laxers bro stick or dick
ryan: make my sandwhich or make me use my bro pieces
by iheartlaxbros August 6, 2011
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Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.
Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!
by LS2k July 12, 2021
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