Poop thrust

A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.

Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 09, 2021

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 26, 2010

poop slut

a female who like meth rocks dropped in her butthole and then engages in a ritual when a male shimmys his arm in her butthole and walks her

did you see tammy last night bro?

nah man i was walking a poop slut..
"a butthole junkie"

by g.i long d**k September 27, 2018

doggie poop

Your dogs taking a shit and you step in it

*dog poops*Eww oh no I stepped in 🦮💩 (after you fuck your dog)dang that was some doggie poop

by #by griffeticrazis December 09, 2021

poop bowl

a bowl you pick up shit in

man: poop is running down my leg
cooler man: don't worry i got the poop bowl

by Pokshimin October 15, 2020

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 02, 2019

poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!

I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards

by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 09, 2021