the gew on the bottom of your shew 

in a really dumb report that teachers often use, this was stated to tell how the jews were treated by nazis.

Don't be the gew on the bottom of the shew and write a good report!!

the gew on the bottom of your shew by HG whelllllllllllllllz December 3, 2004

the greyhound 

when you sit to take a shit and it just runs right out of you. Almost like the runs.

I guess there was a rabbit in the toilet cause that greyhound ran right out of me

the greyhound by Miguel March 3, 2005

the gruffudd 

pronounced gruh-fawd. hair region above a man's penis.

named for the welsh actor ioan gruffudd (pronounced, yo-wan, griffith)

wow, i love hair. i love the gruffudd on that guy.
i hate hair, it's sweaty and gross

the gruffudd by synecdoche July 31, 2008

The Gasping Ila 

The Gasping Ila (eel-uh) is a position either used to subdue an oponent in a wresting match or do embarass a sexual partner in bed. The male proceeds to put the female into a headlock using his thighs, giving her a "face full of junk"

"I gave Sandra the gasping ila last night."

The Gasping Ila by wijgego April 24, 2007

The Green Banshee

The Green Banshee is another word for Mountain Dew, a highly destructive sodie-pop. The reason for this name is the fact that Mountain Dew is green, along with the fact that it keeps you awake for hours on end, just as a screaming Banshee would.

Greg: How was your weekend?
Ben: I spent it with The Green Banshee. I was up for 97 hours straight!
Greg: But...but the weekend lasts only 55 hours.
Ben: EXACTLY!!

The Green Banshee by Ben E. March 5, 2008

the ghetz 

short form for "ghetto"

That hotel we stayed in was so run down, crappy and in such a bad neighbourhood, it was in the ghetz.

the ghetz by pussycat ~ June 20, 2008

The Guz 

A being of great celestial power, delivered from the heavens to save the worldd from emo music. His strong height implies that he is in face the Tree of Life, and as his hair grows so does the world's children.

His mystical instrument is the Bass of the Gods, but he has also been known to shape contininents on the opposite side of the planet by ferociously drumming to "Foreplay" on the Expert setting in the popualar video game "Rock Band". This celestial being can never lose, as he will always find a way to swipe his enemies' stars.

"My cattle have been disintegrated. The Guz must not have been pleased with our latest album."
-Axl Rose on Chinese Democracy

The Guz by GORE-ILLA February 27, 2009