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Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .
On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.
by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020
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big ol eyes

Spongebob: 👁👁
The Flying Dutchman: AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES!
Spongebob: • •
by Yeehawwwwwww April 21, 2021
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Sirachi Eye

When you are using siracha sauce and get it all over your fingers and then touch your eye ball with out washing it off. Your eye then becomes red, swollen, and begins burning like the pits of hell.
Jacob"Juicysnake" wiped his face after using siracha as lube and now he has Sirachi Eye
by Ajslabs February 13, 2023
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eye swiper

Person usually white who runs their eyes or swipes their eyes in the presence of Asian people. This is probably the most arrogant racist gesture typically displayed but nonetheless it exists
Driving down the highway I encounter a band of eye swipers
by Pdpmagi December 31, 2015
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Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.
While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.
by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020
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wompy eye

A little askew or off from the norm creating a slight freakish appearance.
Ames, from The Batcherlorette Season 2011, has some wompy eyes, but really went wompy eyed when he got punched in the face in his pink get up in China.
by fickle pickle June 29, 2011
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Wet eye

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.
Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’
by wham baby May 27, 2018
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