All alone with no paddle

When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.

Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.

by Nollie August 22, 2022

Alle special

The Alle special is when you thought that you took a line of C or 3m but it was actually a fat K line and in a couple minutes ur dumbass realises that u will be talking to horses and moving into different dimensions for the next hour.

this move is called the Alle special because our little friend Alle has gone through this experience a lil too many times especially at afters but we all love him 🫶

-Ahh fuck, i think this line was K and not 3m, im so sorry bro.
-Its fine atleast we're in it together bro
-No way guys look those 2 just hit the Alle special lmao they look cooked, try to be extra carefull with them and help them if they need smth

by Bubblen April 24, 2025

tall girl, all girl

A thought I have embraced forever. Tall girls are just more all girl and more to adore. Their elegant ways are to be admired.

Xander watched as she entered the room. Mesmerized he whispered, "tall girl, all girl." Sarah overheard and instructed him to tell her or she would.

by von groovy July 19, 2024

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022

Jack of all trades

A person described by Robert Kennedy as a whore.

Maddox is a jack of all trades because he’s a filthy whore.

by Qurisp Fibonacci July 28, 2023

All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Jill of All Skills

Female version of "jack of all trades, female with a wide variety of abilities and knowledge of many topics

My mom is a jill of all skills.

by Suzette Rosdower March 28, 2021